This was worth posting. Enjoy
- Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
- Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
- Speak only in a “robot” voice.
- Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
- Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
- Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.
- Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
- Wear your pants backwards.
- Pay for your dinner with pennies.
- Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
- At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. “na7eees”
- Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
- Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”
- Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
- Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
- Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
- Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
- Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
- Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
- Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. “la3aaaneh”
You’ve been missed big time guys.







