20 Ways To Annoy People

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1. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
2. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
3. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
5. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
6. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.
7. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
8. Wear your pants backwards.
9. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
10. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. “na7eees”
12. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
13. Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”
14. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
16. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
17. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
18. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
19. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
20. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. “la3aaaneh”

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