20 Ways To Annoy People

This was worth posting. Enjoy

  1. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  2. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
  3. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
  4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
  5. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
  6. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.
  7. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
  8. Wear your pants backwards.
  9. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
  10. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. “na7eees”
  12. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
  13. Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”
  14. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
  16. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
  17. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
  18. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
  19. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
  20. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. “la3aaaneh”

You’ve been missed big time guys.

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12 Responses

  1. LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOL 3ad ma na7asa.

  2. I’ve done 1, 2, 9, 10 and 12 😛

  3. i do the repeating everything in question form alot

    the girls get really annoyed

    but they guys….

    they just screw everything over hehe

  4. Dandoon try #9 and tell me how with the waiter or waitress react to that. I tired that once, it was priceless !!

    but with the guys issue, hmmmmmmmmmm, being harsh just a little aren’t we ! 😉

  5. i paid for my undergroud ticket with coins marra…i had them all counted before i went

    i had 6 pounds worth of coins…when i out em infront of the woman there, shes like i can only accept 3 pounds max…im like take 3 and give me back the rest…so she had to count em all again

    i had a feeling she was gonna shoot me when i turned around 😉

    amma abt the repeating, this is usually how it goes:

    GIRL: shes hot!
    ME: shes hot?
    GIRL: yea shes hot
    ME: shes hot?
    GIRL: yea shes hot
    ME: shes hot?
    GIRL: waiiiii 7addich 9ayra malee8a wa5ray 3anny!

    GUY: shes hot
    ME: shes hot?
    GUY: well erm…shes pretty
    ME: shes pretty?
    GUY: well yea…erm..kind of
    ME: kind of
    GUY: well obviously not more than you
    ME: [gets angry] so youre saying im only kinda pretty??

    see my point? 😉

  6. ufff!! 6ale3 7adda long elcomment lol 😉
    sorry…bs wallah its a true story 😉

  7. *yaaaaaaaaaaaaawn*

    you don’t think of any one but ur self … yallaaa write something new 3ashan il dawam yagzir 😛

    Chop Chop yallaaa 😛

  8. Are you not posting because u didn’t renew your internet subscription ?! BB oo 7altik 7alaaaaah !!!! post from there !! 😛

  9. Dandoon:
    well, as for the long comment it will and always has been a pleasure to receiving your comments, and this goes out to everyone ..

    As for the dialogue, hmmmmmmm … I clearly see your point here ! ;p you made me laugh really.

    I don’t mean to be sexist and all, but I should add this:

    [annoying habit #21: always trying to satisfy a girl.]

    “Guys a word of advice, never argue with a girl, you’ll end up losing, and losing real bad ! haha”

    ye heard !

  10. Kambi:
    My BB is taking all my time, really.

    BB is best used during:
    -Driving
    -In Class
    -At work
    -At home “for 3ayaz”
    -During a coffee break
    -When there’s nothing to do

  11. new post new post plz 😛

  12. welcome back. you haven’t missed much.

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