Archive for the ‘funny’ Category

20 Ways To Annoy People
September 20, 2008

This was worth posting. Enjoy

  1. Holler random numbers while someone is counting.
  2. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles.
  3. Speak only in a “robot” voice.
  4. Learn Morse code, and have conversations with friends in public consisting entirely of “Beeeep Bip Bip Beeep Bip…”
  5. Sing the Batman theme incessantly.
  6. Chew on pens that you’ve borrowed.
  7. Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times.
  8. Wear your pants backwards.
  9. Pay for your dinner with pennies.
  10. Repeat everything someone says, as a question.
  11. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. “na7eees”
  12. Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back.
  13. Change your name to “AaJohn Aaaaasmith” for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it’s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each “a.”
  14. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up.
  15. Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you “like it that way.”
  16. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page.
  17. Inform others that they exist only in your imagination.
  18. Reply to everything someone says with “that’s what YOU think.”
  19. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copyright warnings.
  20. Sew anti-theft detector strips into peoples backpacks. “la3aaaneh”

You’ve been missed big time guys.

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Tropic Thunder
August 14, 2008

A slow paced movie at first, then gets funny later through the movie. I liked Downey Jr.’s acting and accent. Overall, It’s a “good to see movie”

3.5 out of 5

Baba America
August 12, 2008

For no reason me and the guys decided to call him Baba America, this bald, naked, giant statue is located in the Time Warner Center, Right at the entrance, facing the Columbus Circle.

Loving the statue, for its non sense meaings it has. Lovin’ NYC

Step Brothers, the movie
August 11, 2008

One word says it all. HILARIOUS !!!

It’s a must see.

4.75 out of 5

Nike Free 3.0 Men’s Running Shoe
August 11, 2008

A gift to my feet.

My feet are happy, my heels are better, and my Achellis tendon is jumping with joy!

Thank you Nike.

Delightful Sins
July 2, 2008

Sins, Sins, Sins .. But wait isn’t there a delightful sin ? Well, to wrap things up, I would answer through the following points, perhaps show you some of my delightful sins.

  • Picture this Waking up early morning, sitting on the couch, watching TV , hands dug right to the bottom of the chocolate basket, chocolate wrappers on the coffee table, do I need to mentioned that it’s full of KInder Buenos & Hershey’s Kisses❞
  • Chay & 7aleeb – you should always pour more tea till it gets dark. 3 spoons of sugar and Voila !! A sin I would normally do at 2-3 am in the morning.
  • Dulce De leche Cheesecake from Cheese Cake factory. I must admit, I grew my sweet tooth after tasting that.
  • The pudding dessert, served at Slider’s Station Kuwait
  • A tall no-whip mocha from Starbucks. “plain”
  • A Quarter Pounder from McDonald’s with cheese, no onions and pickles, with Big Mac Sauce.
  • Picture this, It’s Ramadan and you’re fasting, time for Maghreb prayer, you’re are the dinner table, and all your eyes can see is those “Lgaimat” ummmm ummm ummm.
  • Having a Shisha “Hooka” while eating Lebanese food, “and I literally mean while eating”. To me this is essential when eating at a Lebanese restaurant. No cig’s, only Shishas
  • Chocolate Fondant at Shu – Dubai. “this was just added to the list

Well, I guess desserts top my delightful sin list, don’t they. I’ve got a bunch lying here and there but I wanted to keep this post clean.

Shout out to Sa3DaWiii, Ozzma, and Kambi ❝Did I miss anything out from that list❞

*What’s funny, is that I’ve been only posting about food these days .. Very weird!

Creative marketing ..
June 30, 2008

FakeRestaurant.com

This is how creative advertisers and promoters should be really. I love the concept, the execution and certainly the comments those real people gave. Hmmmm, makes me hungry really. Oh well! i might as well ditch the diet for today. Hardee’s here I come.

Click on the link above to know what am I talking about.

Let’s see if that add. really made you crave a juicy thick burger.

Burger King Launches World’s Most Expensive Hamburger
June 29, 2008

The world’s most expensive hamburger, “interesting really” Home of the Whopper just welcomed a new guest in town, “The Burger” the most expensive burger in the world, with a price of $200.

Ingredients:

  • Wagyu beef
  • white truffles
  • Pata Negra ham slices
  • Cristal onion straws
  • Modena balsamic vinegar
  • Lambs lettuce
  • Pink Himalayan rock salt
  • Organic white wine
  • Shallot infused mayonnaise
  • Served in between two Iranian saffron and white truffle dusted bun.

So why would a fast food chain launch such burger? Apparently, it is decided that all the profit gained from this new burger will be given to help a London Child charity, assisting children with abuse issues, homelessness, disability, poverty and illness.

What’s funny is that people in West England are only able to order this burger via a hotline.

Celebrity death match !
June 26, 2008

Two funny comedians, one hell of a sick mind. Who will win ?

It would be the weirdest match ever, wouldn’t it ?

Simpsons À Paris ..
June 25, 2008

I found this extremely funny .. Check’em out !

I found this while surfing the internet, it really cracked the hell outta me. Thought of sharing it with you guys. Enjoy !